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YO-O-O, JOE!

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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE

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THIS IS LEADER JOE
CALLING COMMAND SHIP.

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THIS IS GENERAL FRANKS
TO LEADER JOE,

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GENERAL FRANKS TO LEADER JOE.

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IS THE AREA CLEAR?

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YES, SIR, WE'RE IN POSITION
AND READY FOR WAR GAMES.

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[ SONAR PINGING ]

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COMMANDER, THEY'LL DISCOVER US

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IF WE REMAIN HERE MUCH LONGER.

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IN A FEW MINUTES THEY'LL BE
TOO BUSY TO NOTICE, DESTRO.

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BAH! SHODDY WORKMANSHIP!

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IF YOU'D BOUGHT IT FROM ME...

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NO ONE INVITED YOU
ON THIS MISSION, DESTRO.

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AND WHAT IS THIS MISSION?

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YOU'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH.
NOW SILENCE!

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I WANT TO HEAR THIS.

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WE'LL COMMENCE
AT EXACTLY 10:00 HOURS.

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-Will your team be ready?
-YES, SIR.

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THE JOES ARE REALLY ON THE
BALL,
EH, ERICKSON?

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MM-HMM. YES, SIR.

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ENTHUSIASTIC YOUNG MAN.

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LEADER JOE TO DEEP SIX.
ARE YOU IN POSITION?

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Deep Six:
DEEP SIX AND TORPEDO IN
POSITION

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AND READY TO PROVIDE
BACK-UP ASSISTANCE.

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G.I. JOE IS THE BEST WE'VE GOT.

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AS HEAD OF THE PENTAGON
BUDGET COMMITTEE, GENERAL HOWE,

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I'M SURE YOU'LL BE IMPRESSED
WITH THEIR PERFORMANCE TODAY.

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THEY ALWAYS IMPRESS ME,
COLONEL SHARP.

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I'M MOST INTERESTED IN SEEING
THE U.S.S. FLAGG IN ACTION.

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YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED,
ADMIRAL.

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BINOCULARS, PLEASE.

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YOU'RE QUIET TODAY, ERICKSON.

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I'M FINE, SIR.

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EHH.

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SHE'S A BEAUTY, ALL RIGHT.

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Shipwreck:
COME ON, DOLL FACE.

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I KNOW A LITTLE CAFé IN PORT
WHERE THE SPAGHETTI IS GREAT

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AND THE LIGHTS ARE DIM.

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LET'S YOU AND I
GET TOGETHER AT...

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LET'S NOT!
AND PRETEND WE DID, OKAY?

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DUKE:
Leader Joe to carrier Flagg.

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CARRIER FLAGG TO LEADER JOE.

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PERMISSION TO LAND.

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Landing pad clear, Leader Joe.

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-Scarlett?
-YES, DUKE?

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Scramble the SkyStrikers.

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I WANT THEM IN THE AIR
AT EXACTLY 10:00 HOURS.

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I'M ON MY WAY.

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SOUND THE KLAXON, SHIPWRECK.

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SCARLETT, GIVE 'EM YOUR BEST!

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I'LL SINK ONE FOR YOU,
SHIPWRECK!

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BETTER GET A MOVE ON, WILD
BILL.

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HEY, WHAT'S THE HURRY?

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Y'ALL GOT AT LEAST...
UH, TWO MINUTES LEFT.

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MY HAT!

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EVERYONE,
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.

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I KNOW THIS IS JUST FOR SHOW,

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BUT THE TOP PENTAGON BRASS ARE
WATCHING ON THE COMMAND SHIP.

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SO LET'S SHOW 'EM
WHAT G.I. JOE CAN DO.

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-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

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[ SONAR PINGING ]

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ALL SYSTEMS ON!

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TAKE US TO THE RENDEZVOUS
POINT!

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Destro: BUT YOU'RE HEADING
DIRECTLY FOR THEIR COMMAND
SHIP!

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WHERE ZARTAN WAITS FOR US.

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ZARTAN?

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IF THIS IS ONE OF HIS
SCHEMES...

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ZARTAN AND I CREATED THIS PLAN.

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KEEP YOUR WEAPONS AND YOUR HIGH
AND MIGHTY AIRS TO YOURSELF!

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WE'RE GOING TO DESTROY
G.I. JOE WITHOUT YOU!

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INDEED?

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BUT FIRST
WE WILL HUMILIATE THEM,

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DESTROY THEIR SPIRIT,

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THEN WE'LL LEAD THEM
TO THEIR DOOM!

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LET'S GO, TEAM!

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Scarlett:
RIGHT BEHIND YOU, DUKE!

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DON'T FORGET OL' WILD BILL
BRINGING UP THE REAR!

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WHOO!

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Duke: LET'S KNOCK 'EM
OUT OF THE WATER!

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THESE ARE MY SYNTHOIDS,

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PERFECT IMITATIONS
OF HUMAN BEINGS.

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AND COMPLETELY ARTIFICIAL,

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MADE FROM GENETIC ENGINEERING
CHEMICALS YOU BOUGHT FROM ME.

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AND THEY WILL FOLLOW ORDERS
WITHOUT QUESTION.

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HOW CONVENIENT.

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SYNTHOIDS, WORSHIP ME.

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Together: HAIL, COBRA!
HAIL, COBRA COMMANDER!

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[ LAUGHS ]
LET THE ATTACK BEGIN!

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ARM MISSILES.

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-READY.
-READY.

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-READY.
-READY.

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FIRE!

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WHAT HAPPENED?

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I DON'T KNOW! REGROUP!

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INCREDIBLE EXPLOSIONS, BUT
THEY MISSED THE SHIPS ENTIRELY!

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THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.

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LOOK!

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-COBRA!
-COBRA!
-COBRA!

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Duke: I'M HIT!

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COBRA MUST HAVE JAMMED
THE MISSILE CONTROL DEVICES!

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I'LL HAVE MY GUNNERS OPEN FIRE.

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-SORRY, ADMIRAL.
-WHAT'S THIS?

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I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.

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ZARTAN!

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TIME FOR A NAP, GENTLEMEN.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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DUKE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

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I'M OKAY.
CONTINUE TO COUNTERATTACK.

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HEY, MATE, TAKE A DIVE!

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DUKE!

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WILD BILL TO DEEP SIX.

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DUKE'S GONE UNDER!

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OKAY, WILD BILL.
WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

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Scarlett: COBRA MORAYS!

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NOW, WHAT ARE THEY UP TO?

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G.I. JOE!

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HAVE A TASTE OF THIS!

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EAT MISSILES, FANG FEATURES!

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Deep Six:
WE'RE AT DUKE'S PARACHUTE.

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SONAR SEARCH IN PROGRESS.

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[ SONAR PINGING ]

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FOUND HIM.

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HE'S DIRECTLY UNDER
HIS PARACHUTE.

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ROGER. MOVING OUT!

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SWEET DREAMS, GENTLEMEN.

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NOW TO IMPLEMENT STAGE TWO.

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[ BEEPING ]

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ZARTAN'S SIGNAL.

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SYNTHOIDS, PREPARE TO BOARD
THE COMMAND SHIP.

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Together: YES, MASTER.

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SHIPWRECK, THOSE COBRA MORAYS
ARE TOO CLOSE TO OUR SHIPS.

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CAN YOU SINK ONE FOR ME?

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DOES POPEYE LIKE SPINACH?

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SMOKESCREEN!

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[ COUGHING ]

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I CAN'T SEE A THING!

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Together: HAIL COBRA!

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LOVELY. LOVELY!

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SYNTHOIDS, PUT THE OFFICERS
IN THE BASKET.

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Together: YES, MASTER.

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EXCELLENT! EXCELLENT!

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HURRY! THE SMOKE WON'T LAST
MUCH LONGER!

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WILD BILL, SEE IF YOU CAN
GET THOSE MORAYS, WILL YOU?

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YES, MA'AM.

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GOTCHA! YEE-HOO!

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HAIL COBRA!

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Together: HAIL COBRA!

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,
COMMANDER.

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EXCELLENT.

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TAKE HER DOWN!

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HEY, DUKE!

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GENERAL FRANKS WANTS TO SEE YOU
ABOARD THE COMMAND SHIP,

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ON THE DOUBLE!

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SERGEANT,
I'M HOLDING YOU RESPONSIBLE

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FOR THIS DISASTER!

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-SIR?
-BUT, GENERAL, COBRA --

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IF YOUR TEAM WERE UP TO SNUFF,

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YOU'D HAVE STOPPED COBRA
BEFORE WE WERE NEARLY KILLED!

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RETURN TO THE LAND BASE!
YOU'RE OF NO USE HERE!

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COLONEL SHARP,

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WE SHOULD INVESTIGATE
THIS SENSELESS ATTACK!

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REQUEST DENIED!

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WHY DO I FEEL LIKE
WE JUST LOST THIS BATTLE?

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WELL, LET'S NOT
TELL THE OTHERS ABOUT THIS.

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ALL RIGHT, DUKE.

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Cobra Commander:
THE FIRST BLOW HAS BEEN STRUCK!

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NOW WE'LL USE THEIR OWN
AUTHORITIES AGAINST THEM.

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WE SHALL DESTROY
THEM FROM WITHIN

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BY CREATING ONE OF THEIR OWN.

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SO, A SYNTHOID OF A G.I. JOE.

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WHICH ONE?

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AH, THAT WILL KEEP.

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BUT WE HAVE A SURPRISE
FOR YOU, DESTRO.

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SHOW HIM, ZARTAN.

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WITH PLEASURE, COMMANDER.

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[ BEEPING ]

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NO! YOU WOULDN'T DARE!

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A SYNTHOID OF ME?

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SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU,
DESTRO?

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KNEEL, SLAVE.

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AT LEAST IT OBEYS ORDERS.

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DESTROY IT.

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DESTROY IT, OR I'LL --

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EASY, DESTRO.

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ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE
THE NEUTRALIZER.

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NO, NOT THAT SETTING!

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USE THE SHORT-DISTANCE SETTING

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OR YOU'LL DESTROY
ALL THE SYNTHOIDS.

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OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

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WELL.

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HOW -- HOW TEMPORARY!
[ LAUGHS ]

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REMEMBER, DESTRO,
EVEN YOU CAN BE REPLACED.

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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WE SHALL SEE.

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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS
RECOMMENDATION, GENERAL HOWE?

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ABSOLUTELY.

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THE G.I. JOE PROGRAM
IS A DRAIN ON OUR RESOURCES.

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WE MUST CUT THEIR FUNDING
IN HALF.

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GENERAL FRANKS, YOU'VE ALWAYS
SUPPORTED G.I. JOE.

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DO YOU AGREE?

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YES. IN FACT, I THINK WE SHOULD
DO AWAY WITH THEM COMPLETELY.

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ALL RIGHT.

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THE PRESIDENT TRUSTS
YOUR JUDGMENT, GENERAL.

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I'LL PUT THE CHANGES
INTO EFFECT IMMEDIATELY.

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[ COVER GIRL GRUNTS ]

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OH! COME ON, COME ON,
GET ON THERE!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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AAH!

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YOU OKAY, COVER GIRL?

230
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HOW CAN WE FIX OUR EQUIPMENT
WITHOUT PARTS?

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NEED SOME AMMO
FOR TARGET PRACTICE, SARGE.

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SORRY, ROCK 'N ROLL.

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THAT'S ALL WE CAN SPARE.

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THIS IS IT?
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING!

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IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

236
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,819
COBRA NEVER ATTACKS
WITHOUT A REASON.

237
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,952
I AGREE THEY'RE UP TO
SOMETHING,
BUT WHAT?

238
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,606
[ BARKING ]

239
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:47,261
HEY, JUNKYARD.
HOW'S IT GOING, FELLA?

240
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,437
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU OLD HOUND DOG!

241
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:52,179
HEY, CUT THAT OUT!

242
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,571
[ MUTT WHISTLES ]
HERE, BOY!

243
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:57,010
[ BARKS ]

244
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,273
HOPE HE WASN'T
BOTHERING YOU, DUKE.

245
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,927
NO. NOT AT ALL.

246
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,580
DUKE, WE'VE GOT PROBLEMS!

247
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:05,670
WE HAVEN'T ENOUGH FUEL
TO GET ONE PLANE OFF THE
GROUND!

248
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,977
I CAN'T GET PARTS
FOR THE TANKS!

249
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,414
AND WE'RE RUNNING OUT
OF OIL AND GAS!

250
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:11,938
AMMUNITION'S DOWN TO NOTHING!

251
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:14,854
I CAN'T EVEN GET PROPANE
FOR MY FLAMETHROWER!

252
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:18,161
Cover Girl: DUKE, THE WHOLE
BASE
IS FALLING APART!

253
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,554
[ GROANS ]

254
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:22,339
I'M GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM
OF THIS RIGHT NOW!

255
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,951
LOOK, SERGEANT.
YOUR BUDGET HAS BEEN CUT.

256
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,430
YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE DO.

257
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,824
BUT WE NEED FUEL,
SUPPLIES, AMMO!

258
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,260
TAKE IT UP WITH GENERAL FRANKS.

259
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,219
HE'S ON HIS WAY THERE
FOR AN INSPECTION.

260
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:36,658
COBRA AIR ATTACK,
COMING IN FAST!

261
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:39,487
PATCH ME INTO THE INTERCOM.

262
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:43,012
DUKE: Attention, G.I. Joe
units!
All planes are grounded!

263
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:46,624
Prepare to fight
a ground-to-air defense!

264
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:53,762
Pilot: G.I. JOE HEADQUARTERS
COMING INTO RANGE!

265
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,546
Cobra Commander:
FIRE AT WILL!

266
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,949
HEAD FOR THE SHELTER!

267
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:09,909
SCARLETT!

268
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:12,737
UH-OH.

269
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:25,663
OH, THAT WAS CLOSE.

270
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,144
OUT OF THE FRYIN' PAN...

271
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,712
AND INTO THE FIRE, MATE!

272
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,061
DREADNOKS!

273
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,933
[ LAUGHS ]

274
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:54,910
WELL, NOW, THREE ARMED MEN
AGAINST LITTLE OLD ME!

275
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,739
[ CHUCKLES ]
OKAY, WHO'S GONNA BE FIRST?

276
00:15:57,826 --> 00:16:01,047
WELL, ACTUALLY,
WE'RE NOT HERE TO FIGHT.

277
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,527
OH, TRYING TO IMPROVE
YOUR IMAGE, HUH?

278
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:10,012
[ GROANS ] WHAT HAPPENED?

279
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,455
HOP IN, SCARLETT!

280
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,153
THANKS, ROCK 'N ROLL!

281
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,937
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

282
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,159
PLAY FAIR, YOU COBRA GOONS!

283
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,900
MAYBE THIS WILL EVEN THE ODDS
A LITTLE!

284
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,517
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET IT OVER WITH!

285
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:40,260
THIS GUY'S ONE TOUGH COOKIE!

286
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,741
HOLD HIM, YOU FOOLS!

287
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,134
ZARTAN!

288
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:49,269
YOU WERE EXPECTING
MAYBE SPIDER-MAN?

289
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,575
[ COUGHING ]

290
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:57,277
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE HIM
NOW, YOU MEATHEADS?

291
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,985
[ JUNKYARD BARKS ]

292
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,856
[ GROWLING ]

293
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,815
DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE
OR YOU'VE HAD IT!

294
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,822
OUT OF AMMO!

295
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,132
ROCK 'N ROLL,
GET ME A LITTLE CLOSER

296
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,743
SO I CAN GET
A BEAT ON THAT FANG COPTER!

297
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:29,831
ROGER!

298
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,660
WHAT HAPPENED?

299
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,096
WE'RE OUT OF GAS!

300
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,272
UGH, HOW CAN THEY EXPECT US
TO DEFEND THE BASE

301
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,579
WITHOUT GIVING US
EQUIPMENT THAT WORKS?

302
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:43,149
-IT'S DUKE!
-HE NEEDS HELP!

303
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,675
DUKE, GET ON!

304
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:52,680
THE COBRAS ARE LEAVING!

305
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,421
JUST LIKE THAT?

306
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:58,947
ANOTHER SENSELESS ATTACK,
LIKE THE ONE ON THE SHIP!

307
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,036
STRANGE, ISN'T IT, COVER GIRL?

308
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,733
THE NAME IS SCARLETT!

309
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,431
OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
SCARLETT.

310
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,562
THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.

311
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:08,217
HEY, DUKE, CAN YOU BEAT THAT?

312
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,959
COBRA'S TURNED TAIL AND LEFT!

313
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,091
[ GROWLING ]

314
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,049
HEY! GET THAT MUTT
AWAY FROM ME!

315
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,920
MUTT?
WHO YOU CALLING "MUTT"?

316
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,574
I'M MUTT!

317
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:20,011
WHATEVER.
JUST GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!

318
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,666
SORRY, DUKE.
GUESS HE'S KIND OF EXCITED.

319
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,235
[ GROWLING ]

320
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,542
IF THEY COME BACK, WE'VE HAD
IT.

321
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,500
WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

322
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,676
UH, YEAH, UH, SOMETHING.

323
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:35,114
UH-OH.
WE GOT COMPANY.

324
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,205
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

325
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:40,684
WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?

326
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,686
UM...UH...

327
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,210
DUKE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

328
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:47,387
UH, SORRY, GENERAL, BUT IT WAS
ANOTHER COBRA ATTACK.

329
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,040
BUT LOOK AT ALL THIS DAMAGE!

330
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,868
IT'S A DISGRACE!

331
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,435
MAY I REMIND THE GENERAL

332
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:55,221
THAT YOU'VE CUT OFF
OUR FUEL AND SUPPLIES.

333
00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,745
OUR PLANES
HAVE BEEN GROUNDED, AND --

334
00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:00,791
I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR TONE
OF VOICE, YOUNG WOMAN!

335
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:06,754
Zartan: COBRA COMMANDER,
WE HAVE THE PRISONER.

336
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,582
OH, WELCOME.

337
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:10,453
I DO BELIEVE IT'S DUKE,

338
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:13,500
THE FAMOUS LEADER
OF THE G.I. JOES!

339
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:16,024
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOUR GAME IS, COBRA,

340
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:19,114
BUT G.I. JOE WILL BE
ON YOUR TAIL FASTER THAN --

341
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:23,553
MY GAME IS TO MAKE YOU
AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS SUFFER

342
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:28,384
BEFORE I CRUSH G.I. JOE
OUT OF EXISTENCE!

343
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:31,082
AS FOR A RESCUE,

344
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:35,870
FIRST THEY HAVE TO NOTICE
THAT YOU ARE GONE!

345
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:38,264
[ LAUGHS ]

346
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:39,569
THAT'S ME!

347
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,354
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

348
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,269
WATCH CLOSELY.

349
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,532
THE BEST IS YET TO COME.

350
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:48,274
YOU G.I. JOES HAVE DESTROYED
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

351
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,319
WORTH OF EQUIPMENT AND
PROPERTY!

352
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:51,451
WAIT A MINUTE!

353
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,540
WE DIDN'T ASK COBRA
TO ATTACK US!

354
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,150
YES, BUT IF YOU WEREN'T HERE,

355
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,239
THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN
NO ATTACK AT ALL.

356
00:19:57,326 --> 00:20:01,287
YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS A THREAT
TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY!

357
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,376
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG
WITH MY EARS?

358
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,247
I COULD SWEAR THEY'RE NOT
WORKING RIGHT.

359
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,858
MUTT, IS THE GENERAL
TALKING ABOUT US?

360
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,251
[ SNARLING ]

361
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,645
THEREFORE,
BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME

362
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:14,169
BY THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES,

363
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,085
I ORDER YOU TO DISBAND!

364
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:21,437
FROM THIS MOMENT ON,
THERE IS NO MORE G.I. JOE!

365
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:22,917
YOU CAN'T MEAN IT!

366
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:26,094
NO, JUNKYARD!

367
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:28,444
[ GROWLING ]

368
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,794
GET AWAY!
GET AWAY FROM ME!

369
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,797
[ BARKING ]
-NOOOOO!

370
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,408
JUNKYARD! BACK OFF, BOY!

371
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,674
TAKE THAT DOG
AND HAVE IT DESTROYED!

372
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:41,979
NO WAY.

373
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:44,199
GENERAL FRANKS, I PROTEST!

374
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,332
SCARLETT, THE GENERAL'S RIGHT.

375
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:47,898
WE SHOULDN'T INTERFERE.

376
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,292
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY DOG!

377
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:51,859
UGH!

378
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,687
SHOOT THAT DESERTER!

379
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,732
BUT, SIR, HE'S UNARMED!

380
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:59,083
GIVE ME THAT GUN!
I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

381
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,697
[ RIFLE CLATTERS ]

382
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,481
SOLDIER, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

383
00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:08,615
FOR GROSS INSUBORDINATION
AND STRIKING AN OFFICER.

384
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,617
CAPTURE THAT DESERTER!

385
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:13,446
I'LL GET HIM FOR YOU, GENERAL!

386
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:16,579
OH, DUKE,
THE WHOLE WORLD'S GONE CRAZY!

387
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:30,071
MUTT, DON'T MOVE!

388
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:35,598
TO BE CONTINUED
ON TOMORROW'S "G.I. JOE."